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Tuesday, February 3, 2009

eBay Sellers of Genius

I saw this auction and I had to do something extra special....

*to the tune of Bud Light's Real Men of Genius commercials*

Dropped 3rd Strike presents eBay Sellers of Genius
(eBay Sellers of Genius)

Today we salute you, Mr. Get-Common-Cards-Graded Guy
(Mr. Get-Common-Cards-Graded Guy)

You take the basic common cards that usually go for 99cents and increase its value...twenty-fold
(Buy it now for twenty bucks!)

Sure there are 2 million of that card in the world, but your card is pristine, gem mint 10 all wrapped up in a virtually indestructible hard plastic case
(GET ME PLIERS!)

You dug deep inside yourself and your wallet to have this mediocre card brought to the pinnacle of its existence
(You actually paid to get it graded)

So crack open a cold one Mr. Get-Common-Cards-Graded Guy, while you may never have that relic autograph 1/1 card for your eBay store, you're a perfect 10 to us
(Mr. Get-Common-Cards-Graded Guy)

8 comments:

Greg said...

Golf Clap.

Seriously, that was awesome.

MDA said...

Don't you see the serial number?

14143747. That's a prime number. This card is golden.

Oh, wait. Crud. 14143477 is the prime number.

Loser. (both the seller and me).

Sooz said...

lol

tastelikedirt said...

Excellent!

oldschoolbreaks said...

Bravo sir.

Jeffrey Wolfe said...

How much money do these mildly retarded people lose doing this??

William said...

Wow, I haven't hear those commercials in a while (thanks XM!). That was great Pete!!

ny_hitnam_23 said...

Now you've made me want a beer!! Curse you!!!





Actually, it's all good cuz I was gonna have one anyhoo!